One of the great pleasures of the holiday season is spending time with one’s family, in the comfort of home, and not having to leave same, even the next day, or, for the lucky some of us, the day or days after, either. Which presents, natch, the chance to engage in another of the season’s great pleasures: drink. And more drink. And after that, yet more. And then again. And then more, and more, and perhaps the occasional trick, and… Floor.